How Area Autopsy works

Enter any UK address or postcode and get a clean, graded report on what’s actually around it. Flood risk, crime, schools, broadband, council tax and more. One flat fee, no account, no spin. Here’s exactly how it comes together.

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Three steps. About sixty seconds.

1

Enter any UK address & postcode

Type a full address or just a postcode. There's no sign-up, no saved searches and no marketing emails, you don't even need an account to get started.

2

Our Area Intelligence engine goes to work

The engine we built pulls live, official data for that exact location from government and regulator sources, then grades each of the 48 checks against the national picture so you can see how the area really compares.

3

Get your verdict instantly

You get a scannable report. A blunt one-line verdict, then every check answered in a line of plain English with the figures behind it, the things an estate agent's brochure quietly leaves out. Yours for a flat £1.99, no subscription.

Straight from the source

Every check is pulled from published data, government registers, regulators and open mapping records, never from a home listing. And where a figure is an area-wide or indicative reading rather than a measurement of your exact doorstep, the card says so instead of glossing over it.

Environment Agency logoEnvironment AgencyFlood risk, and coastal erosion projections
Police.uk logoPolice.ukRecorded crime by category
Ofcom logoOfcomBroadband speeds and mobile signal
Ofsted & the DfE school register logoOfsted & the DfE school registerSchool inspection ratings (England)
HM Land Registry logoHM Land RegistrySold prices on the street, and the local price index
ONS & the 2021 Census logoONS & the 2021 CensusTenure, deprivation, and the council and ward you're in
UKHSA & the British Geological Survey logoUKHSA & the British Geological SurveyRadon potential
OpenStreetMap logoOpenStreetMapGP surgeries, pharmacies, shops, parks, stations, pubs and more
Google Maps & Places logoGoogle Maps & PlacesAddress search, plus A&E, dentists, gyms, vets, takeaways and the high-street counts
Open-Meteo logoOpen-MeteoModelled air quality, banded on the UK index
OpenSky Network logoOpenSky NetworkAircraft overhead when we checked
Home Office logoHome OfficeAsylum accommodation statistics
Ministry of Housing, Communities & Local Government logoMinistry of Housing, Communities & Local GovernmentNearby planning applications, brownfield sites and council tax
Department for Transport logoDepartment for TransportCurrent and upcoming street works from the Street Manager register
UK ParliamentYour MP, their party and how to get hold of them
parkrunThe nearest Saturday-morning 5k

The Area Intelligence engine

16 separate sources, none of which were built to talk to each other, all answering for one doorstep in about a minute. That's the bit we built ourselves, and it's the reason a report costs £1.99 instead of what a search company charges.

We ask once, not 21 times

21 of the checks come off the same map — pubs, parks, bus stops, petrol stations. We grab the lot in one go instead of 21 separate trips. That's most of why your report takes a minute.

The slow bits are already done

Broadband, mobile signal, radon and school records barely change week to week. So we keep our own copies. Nothing to wait for.

If we can't get an answer, we say so

If a source is down, the check says so. We won't stick a national average in the gap and let you think we measured your street.

How every check is graded

Raw data on its own is hard to judge. So we grade each check against the national picture and turn it into something you can read at a glance.

A blunt verdict

One honest line per check, no jargon, so you know within seconds whether it’s a strength, a niggle or a red flag.

The figures behind it

The actual numbers behind every check, in plain English, so you can trust the verdict, or dig into the detail yourself.

Ready to see the truth about your area?

One flat fee, no subscription. Search any UK address & postcode and get your report in 60 seconds.

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